10 Ludicrous Slang Terms From the UK That Americans Never Understand

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As if the English language wasn’t confusing enough, the Brits toss in some slang words that sound like pure gibberish to us Americans. Join us as we decode the mysteries of 10 bizarre British slang terms that make absolutely no sense to Americans on Reddit:

10. “Codswallop”

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Come again? Codswallop? What on earth is that? Said the American. It roughly translates to, “what a load of nonsense.” For example, “You think the US is better than England at soccer? Absolutely codswallop.”

9. “Yonks”

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No, not Yanks. Yonks. It’s a common British slang word for “ages” or “a long time.” You’d usually use it in the context of it being a long time since something last happened. For instance, “It’s been yonks since I’ve traveled across the pond” or “I haven’t seen my family in yonks.”  

8. “Chinwag”

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“It’s time for a chinwag.” “Ahhh, I’m desperate for a chinwag.” “We had a good old chin wage last night, didn’t we darling?” Those sentences make total sense in the UK. But in America, “chinwag” sounds like it must be some sort of code word. What are British people doing here? Wagging their chins?

Well…sort of, if you run the visuals in your mind’s eye. A chinwag is a noun that means “chat.” It’s a colloquial word for a friendly conversation.

7. “Dog’s Dinner”

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In the UK, “dog’s dinner” is often used as a slang term that means “messed up badly.” For example, if someone did horrendously on an exam, you might say, “He made a dog’s dinner of it.” Depending on how you felt that day, you could also replace “dog’s dinner” with “pig’s breakfast,” which means the same thing. 

6. “Plastered”

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In both America and the UK, you could say “they plastered their bedroom walls” and it’d mean the same thing. But only in the UK can you say, “He went out last night and got absolutely plastered” to mean he got incredibly drunk. Other UK slang words for “drunk” that you don’t get in the US include: pi**ed, sloshed, legless, rat-ar*ed, and trolleyed (the list goes on…).

5. “Bog”

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Depending on the context, “Falling in a bog” can mean something very different in the UK. It’s a colloquial term for a toilet. You’ll often hear Brits asking where “the bog is,” or calling out from an upstairs bathroom for more “bog roll.”

You might come across this word in another British slang phrase: “Bog standard.” This means something’s basic and ordinary. Like, “It’s nothing special – just a bog standard car that gets you from A to B.”

4. “Bob’s Your Uncle”

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For an American, “Bob’s your uncle” sounds like a statement of fact about someone with an uncle named Bob. For a Brit, it’s a slang phrase that means something like, “It’s as easy as that!” For example, “Add a little hot sauce and, Bob’s your uncle, you’ve got a tasty dinner.”

3. “Taking the Mickey”

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Here’s a fun fact that most British people don’t even know: the original phrase was actually “taking the Mickey Bliss.” It’s unclear who Mickey Bliss was.

However, it’s generally agreed this was Cockney Rhyming slang – a type of slang from London’s East End – which uses words that rhyme with a certain word in place of the actual word (e.g., you’d ask for a cup of “Rosie Lee” instead of a cup of tea and call someone on your “Dog and bone” instead of the phone). In the same way, “Taking the Mickey Bliss” means “taking the p***. These days, most Brits say something like, “Ahh, you’re taking the Mickey, aren’t ya?!”

2. “Bagsy”

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“Bagsy” is to Brits what “shotgun” or “dibs” is to Americans. You shout it when you want to claim your right to something. For example, “Bagsy going in the front seat!” Or, “Bagsy the biggest slice of pizza!”  

1. “Throw a Wobbly”

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If you said, “She threw a wobbly” in the US, someone would probably ask, “Threw a wobbly what?” In the UK, though, you simply throw a wobbly. It’s a way of saying someone had a temper tantrum or got upset (sometimes with the added connotation that it was for no real reason).

Can You Think of Any Others?

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Do you know any other British slang terms that make zero sense in the US? What about the other way around? Any US slang you think the Brits would struggle to comprehend? Drop a comment to let us know!

 

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